Missed me?

Seems it's been a while since my last post, but I have not abandoned my blog. Oh, no, not at all. I was just busy.

Wanna see what I've been doing recently?

Started with this:

Ended up with these:

Yep, that's from my garden. I think after this I can easily call myself a great apple picker :)

 

But this is not the only thing I've been up to. Most of the time I have been studying English: reading and writing. I've read so many books recently I've lost the count. I call it studying: I'm not just reading (I can't remember the last time I was reading just for pleasure), I read and highlight and write down new words and interesting phrases into my notepads. By the time I finish Witch Hollow's last book I will receive a Bachelor's degree in English. Don't believe me? Look at what I've been exploring:

 Elements of Style and Chicago Manual of Style.

What great books! ELOS might seem to be thin and an easy read, but no, it's not that easy. It's tough and worth every cent. If you don't have them yet, I advise you to pick them up as soon as possible.

Oh, look what else I've got!

Witch Hollow books in paperbacks. I'm very critical of what I've written and don't think very highly of my first attempts at writing in a foreign language, and still, I love my books. How can I not love them? They are my children, I have given birth and nurtured each of them. I will always love them even though I'm planning to write much better and create much more interesting stories.

Last night I had a dream about my characters. Mainly Cassandra and Dickens. When I realized that the story is coming to an end, and that I will never write about them again, I felt a bit hollow. Alas, all the stories have to end. But this was a great experience. As someone who writes in a foreign language, I have become more confident. I write longer without stopping over every word and considering every phrase. If I have more time on my hands I might start another blog, where I'll be giving advice to new authors who, like me, have to learn to write in a second, or even a third language. I've read many books on writing, but they don't always apply to us. We are different, we have to work differently, our struggles are bigger and harder. But not impassable. While I don't think I've reached a level where I can teach others, I think I could give advice or two to those who are planning to write in English but think they won't make it.
Yes, it's hard, but is there anything easy in this world?

My New Muse

Do you know what authors need for writing? That's right, a pen and a sheet of paper. A laptop might be better for some. The rest of the needs are subjective: Gillian Flynn needs total silence, Chris Bohjalian needs cats, I've heard others need cookies and candies. Well, I need music. My books take place in Ireland, around the green meadows and restless rivers, among the castle ruins and beneath the Celtic magic. I need Celtic music.

I am sure the first artist that comes to mind is Enya. I still can't decide on her best song. I used to think it was "Carribean Blue," then I thought it was "Celtic Fiddle," then "May It Be."

Enya is the Goddess of Celtic music, but she's not my only muse.

Loreena Mckennitt is my greatest love when it comes to Celtic music. Her music is multi-layered, beautiful, inspiring. Also, she looks like a forest nymph, or rather, the Queen of the Forest Nymphs. 

 

There is one more beautiful artist I have to mention. She might not be as famous as Enya or Loreena, but she has an incredible voice and a song so beautiful that I have spent countless hours listening her sing. She is Miriam Stockley, and her "The Song of the Seahorse" is one of the most beautiful songs I have ever heard.

And just recently I have discovered my new muse--Cécile Corbel. What a sweet, beautiful voice she has! And she's not just a singer but also a harpist and composes the most touching, mellifluous music. She's absolutely what I needed for my new fantasy series and have been listening to her most of the last week.

Listen to her and tell me Cécile is not a medieval maiden singing in the king's hall to soothe his anger and pacify his wrath. That's the role I have given to her, well, to my character actually, who sings in her voice, at least in my imagination.

Is this the writers' anthem?

Just stumbled upon something very funny on YouTube. Weird Al Yankovic strikes again. I thought nothing, nothing could be better than the "Amish Paradise," but I was wrong. 

This could easily be the writers' official anthem. Or maybe this suits more to editors and proofreaders? I hung my head in shame when I recollected the typos in my first book. That's why now I have two editors and one proofreader. And oh, last night I was reading George R.R. Martin and found two typos in his traditionally published TSOIAF. I have even highlighted them 3:) And there were three typos in Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time." Still doesn't make me feel better about my own typos.

But wait, I got carried away a bit. Weird Al Yankovic - Word Crimes.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes 

 

Very funny. And very true. The lyrics are great, as always.
For example:

Say you got a "It"
Followed by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does that mean?
You would not use this in this case
As a possessive
It's a contraction
What's a contraction?
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words
By the emission of a sound or letter.

Enjoy the song and proofread your books. At least twice ;)

Book 4 is available!

Here it is! Witch Hollow and the Spider Mistress, 4th book of the "Witch Hollow" series. Available on Kindle and in Paperback.

Well, this certainly took longer than I had expected. 110.000 words, and as Amazon states, 345 pages. I am exhausted.

The book will be available for just $0.99 for the first few days. Then it'll go up to $3.99.

Remember the ending of the 3rd book? I'm sure you do ;) So many of you were asking about that ending, well, now you might learn the answers to some of the questions. Not to all. We need the 5th book to give us all the answers :)

This is the penultimate book in series, and to be honest, I am already missing my characters. Can't believe we have almost reached the end. This was such a great journey, and also a good experience to me as an indie author. I've learned so much in the past two years I might write a few blog posts about indie publishing.

As always, don't be shy and share with me your thoughts on this book. I am always happy to read your emails. Even if I don't reply immediately, I always do that later, when I have more time on my hands. Now, I'll go back to writing the 5th book, as well as sketch my new series, one of which is a Witch Hollow spin-off about the Witchcraft Academy.
Happy reading!

Love you all,

I.D.

p.s. If you can't afford any of my books, drop me an email, and I'll send you a free copy in exchange for your honest review.

Father's day: Notable dads in fiction

In celebration of the Father's Day I decided to make a list of the notable dads I've come across in fiction: books, movies, and cartoons.

Warning: spoilers below.

Atticus Finch from To Kill a Mockingbird.

The first name, and I'm already in tears.  

It is a sin to kill a mockingbird. Mockingbirds don’t do one thing but make music for us to enjoy.

This story is so painful and so beautiful that has me in tears every time. Atticus Finch is the widowed father of Scout and Jem. A lawyer who defends a black man in the 1930s., defends him despite the racism of the time, despite the threats against is family, and despite becoming a "nigger-lover." Atticus is also reprimanded by his sister for the way he raises up his children, especially his daughter Scout, who's a free spirit, rebellious, and as unprejudiced as her father. If, for some reason, the reader doesn't fall in love with the Atticus who speaks justice from the pages of Harper Lee's masterpiece, they have no means of escape the moment Gregory Peck appears on screen, exuding humbleness, sorrow, justice, and just incredible acting.

Goriot from Le Pere Goriot.

Oh dear, where do I start? Goriot has to be the most dejected father figure in fiction. Drove himself to bankruptcy to support his two daughters, only to be neglected by both. Set in a post-Napoleonic era, the story of Father Goriot is of love, sacrifice, poverty and greed. Old Goriot, who has once prospered making vermicelli, lives now in a boarding house and continues to dot upon his two daughters, both of them married and living in high society. Devoting his life, love, time and money to his daughters, Delphine and Anastasie, Father Goriot didn't even suspect those two ungrateful leeches would continue sucking his blood even after being married into prosperity and wealth. Delphine has sold her mother-in-law's jewels for the debts of her lover, Anastasie is always short of money, and who has to pull them out of misery? Of course their poor, now sick father, who has to sell the buckles of his shoes to support them. And do they visit him on his deathbed? Or at least his funeral? Pere Goriot is the quintessence of tragedy and sacrifice, and Charles Aznavour's heartbreaking performance makes you want to cross the screen and plant a tender kiss on that old, wrinkled brow.

Robert Quimby from Ramona and Beezus.

I've recently watched this movie and was totally blown away by the amount of sweetness and the incredible characters. Ramona's dad, Robert Quimby (portrayed by John Corbett) has to be one of the best dads in fiction. I had never witnessed such a wonderful, heartwarming, loving relationship between a father and a daughter. Bob always finds time for his daughters, even when he's frustrated with losing his job and the possibility of losing their house. He's a kind, loving, caring father, and he's probably one of the reasons that Ramona is the way she is: funny, dreaming and adventurous. And the enormous painting that Robert and Ramona make at the end of the movie is the reflection of the big love they feel for each other. Such a pity I had never heard of the books before, but now they're on my TBR list.

Mufasa from The Lion King.

Who doesn't remember Mufasa, the great king of the Pride Lands? Who didn't cry during one of the saddest scenes in the history of cinema? Who didn't shed tears when Mufasa's spirit talked to Simba and told him to take his place in the Circle of Life? Mufasa has to be one of the best Disney dads: he's just, fair, honorable, righteous... a true king and just a great dad who finds time to play with his son and teaches him the lessons of life, the most important of them being the balance of the Circle of Life and the respect toward each other. I've always liked Mufasa's wife too, Queen Sarabi, but I'll leave her character for the Mother's Day.

Mr. Bennet from Pride and Prejudice 

Remember Lizzy Bennet's dad? Mr. Bennet, the tired husband of indefatigable and querulous Mrs. Bennet, hiding in his study most of the time, sheltering himself from his family's troubles and his wife's nagging. Maybe not the best father in fiction, but one of the most notable ones. Perhaps if Mr. Bennet had paid more attention to his family, especially the youngest daughters, the Bennets wouldn't face so many troubles and a possible disgrace in a 19th century England, but the readers forgive him his negligence the moment he speaks his famous line, "An unhappy alternative is before you, Elizabeth. From this day you must be a stranger to one of your parents. Your mother will never see you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins, and I will never see you again if you do." This line, followed with Mrs. Bennet's squeal, has to be one of the funniest scenes in the BBC's wonderful adaptation with too-handsome-for-words Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy. But because we're celebrating Father's Day, I shouldn't bypass Benjamin Whitrow, who portrayed Mr. Bennet. A wonderful performance from a wonderful actor.

King Triton from The Little Mermaid.

This is probably the only time when I consider the daughter not worthy of the father. Indeed, I dislike Ariel a lot. A bratty 16-year-old, led by sudden impulses and caprices, mischievous, naughty, deaf to any reasoning, unruly and disobedient. I can't recall a single time when Triton was unjust to her, yet Ariel behaves as if her father is a tyrant when all he wants is to protect his daughters from the dangers under and above the sea. He does let his anger loose and destroys her collection of human artifacts, but let's be honest, the man was tired of chasing his teen daughter across the endless ocean, and trying to reason with her, at the same time ruling a whole underwater kingdom. Besides, she had disobeyed him for the umpteenth time. And as if it was not enough, the bratty princess causes so much trouble, almost gets the kingdom destroyed and her father killed (who sacrifices his life for her ungrateful self). And of course Triton, a great father that he was, not only forgives her, but bestows her with the gift she desired the most: legs and a chance to get married at 17, abandon her family and go live with the hot guy she barely knew and those who hunt her family and friends. A wonderful father, a rotten child.

Jack Torrance from The Shining.

Goosebumps! The Shining is easily one of Stephen King's best horrors. Sent to Overlook Hotel for the winter, writer and concurrently an alcoholic Jack Torrance slowly declines into insanity, and the old ghosts of Overlook do not seem to mind him joining their demented company. As if the book is not scary enough, Jack Nicholson is here to creep us out with his famous "Heeere's Johnny!" as he smashes the door to the bathroom with an axe.

One might wonder what happens to Danny Torrance, Jack's little son, after witnessing his cracked father chase him and his mom with an axe across the empty (apart from the dwellers that never leave) hotel. Well, S.K. gave us the answer in the sequel, Dr. Sleep. My opinion of the sequel: Do not bother. Boring, tedious, and not a bit scary. I mean, not a single bit scary!

Elrond from the Lord of the Rings.

The 6000-year-old immortal elf was not only Arwen's father, but also a father figure for Aragorn, the true king of Gondor.  A descendant of the Maiar, the Lord of Rivendell is wise, righteous, courageous, and stays in the Middle-Earth until the evil is destroyed. Although elves do not show their emotions the way we, the humans, do, Elrond's love and suffering is unquestionable. He'd rather his daughter came with him to Valinor, but he doesn't domineer over her life and doesn't rebuke her for loving a mortal man. Elrond's just too wise to do that: his great-grandmother Luthien once had made a similar choice.

Denethor from the Lord of the Rings.

Alright, I love Faramir. He's my most favorite fantasy character. And I detest anyone who wants to hurt him. So it's obvious that Denethor is not my favorite guy. The way he treats Faramir, his youngest, makes me want to choke him while he chomps on the beef. Denethor was a stronger character in the books; in the movie he's too unlikable, portrayed as weak and cowardly. So I don't necessarily hate the book Denethor. Also, Gandalf's description of Gondor's steward is flattering in The Return of the King: "He has long sight. He can perceive, if he bends his will thither, much of what is passing in the minds of men, even of those that dwell far off. It is difficult to deceive him, and dangerous to try." I wouldn't mind serving to this type of a ruler, but I'd think twice before asking for a father like the movie Denethor. Trying to burn your half-dead son on a pyre while committing suicide is not fatherly.

Kyle Reese and the Terminator from The Terminator and The Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

I decided to discuss both characters simultaneously. The first one, being a human, conceived John Connor, the savior of the mankind, and the second one, a machine, was the only father figure John got to know.

Saying that Kyle Reese only conceived John Connor is actually a harsh understatement. He traveled back in time to save Sarah Connor from a robot that "is out there, can't be bargained with, can't be reasoned with, doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop." Of course while saving Sarah, Kyle doesn't forget to conceive Johnny, and thank God he was so handsome that she couldn't resist (even though she had known him for just a few hours), otherwise mankind would be doomed.

Now the Terminator from the Judgement Day. Same face, different machine. A machine that realizes the value of the human life while we still don't give a damn about each other. A machine that "would never stop, would never leave [John], would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and hit him, or say it was too busy to spend time with him. It would always be there. And it would die to protect him. Of all the would-be fathers who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine was the only one that measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice."

p.s. The Terminator, one of the most famous sci-fi movies, is also easily one of the greatest love stories ever told.

Guido from Life is Beautiful.

How to survive in a concentration camp and not even realize you are in one? You need a father like Guido.

This movie is a masterpiece. I have watched it only once and don't think I'll be able to watch it ever again. Too painful. And it's not just about the sacrifice, but how that sacrifice is accomplished. In the end you can't help but feel Guido's exhaustion caused not only from surviving in the concentration camp, but from applying so much energy to conceal the truth from his little son Joshua. Talking, joking, lying, making things up, twisting the truth, everything for the sake of a child who didn't deserve the hell called fascism. It's one of those movies when you can't help telling the characters: "Hold on just a little bit more, help is coming." And Guido, with his resource and quick wit and love for life, is the kind of person who will not stop. Throw him down, and he'll get up, cut his legs, and he will crawl, but if he's still breathing, then he won't stop.

Marlin from Finding Nemo.

Now this dad went to hell and back to find his son Nemo, who had been kidnapped by people who think that smaller creatures have no feelings but are created for their own amusement. Finding Nemo is one of the best cartoons of the 21st century: vivid, adventurous, with a strong message, and some of the funniest characters. Who doesn't love Dory? I admit she irks me a bit, but she plays an important part in finding Nemo.

Marlin is a great father. Overprotective, but he can't be otherwise, considering what has happened to his wife and the rest of their unborn fish-kids. He's probably the most active Disney dad (I know it's a Pixar movie, but Disney is involved, too). While Ariel's, Jasmin's, Belle's, Mulan's fathers play major roles in the lives of their daughters, all of them are secondary characters. But Marlin is the star of the movie, crossing the ocean, escaping wannabe-vegetarian sharks and jellyfish, traveling inside a whale, all the while looking for a needle in a haystack. One of the most loving and brave fictional dads.

I am sure I have missed lots of fictional great dads, so feel free to add some in the comments section.

Happy Father's Day!